Skeleton doormat

GET THE F**K OFF MY PORCH doormat 

Because apparently a WELCOME mat sends the wrong message.

💀 Skeletons? Check.
🖕 Middle fingers? Check.
🚪 Invitation to leave? ABSOLUTELY.

Perfect for:
• Your house
• Your mother-in-law
• DoorDash drivers who knock
• Jehovah’s Witnesses
• That friend who “just stopped by”
• Literally anyone who ignores the damn doorbell

GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH.

It’s not rude.
It’s home security with personality. 😂

Custom mats available — because your porch deserves boundaries too. 💀

laser engraved on 18”x30” coir material with rubber backing.

✔ Made with natural coconut husk fibers
✔ Strong and durable surface
✔ Earthy texture with timeless style

🛑 Secure Non-Slip Backing

The sturdy rubber/PVC backing helps the mat stay securely in place, offering added stability for busy entryways.

✔ Anti-slip backing for better grip
✔ Helps reduce movement on floors
✔ Suitable for everyday foot traffic